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A Tired Mom’s New Year’s Resolutions
I tend to be a complicated person. At times I am sentimental, at times I get on a soap box and become a little bossy, often I am bitchy and snarky, and sometimes I crack my own self up. So not...
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I Gave My Three Year Old Chocolate Laxatives…On Purpose
I was a little nervous to start potty training my first child. Sure, changing diapers kind of sucked, but the truth was, they were convenient. Plus, I was a girl and my child was a boy. We had...
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Pinterest: Successfully Telling Women Everywhere That Their Lives Suck
I have a love/hate relationship with Pinterest. I first discovered Pinterest two years ago after having two back to back massive foot surgeries that left me in a wheelchair for almost four months. At...
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You Might Be a Working Mommy if…
I’ve always been a fan of Jeff Foxworthy and his line of “You Might be a Redneck if,” jokes. Well, I’m not a redneck, though I am descended from a whole bunch of them, but I am a mommy. So I thought...
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Crap I Don’t Want to Hear Anymore
I am sure none of this will come as a surprise to any mom out there, especially a working mom who spends all day at one job, just to walk in the door and start her “other” full time job. So here is a...
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There’s a Flea on Me!
There is a flea on me and there are two on you. No, this is not the opening of a Dr. Seuss story; this is me trying to find a sense of humor in my tragic tale of woe. Humorous is not how I would...
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When Mom Comes Home From a Long Day at Work
Pull the car into the garage. ‘Thank god I am home. I really need to relax,’ I think to myself. Walk through the door. ‘I can’t wait to change out of these clothes and do some Pilates.’ Enter house...
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A Mom’s Best Friend
Diamonds might be a girl’s best friend, but about six months into motherhood that shiny ring on your finger loses some of its luster when you are suffering from sleep deprivation and covered in poop,...
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Yes, Mommy Loves You…Now Please Be Quiet
Yes, Mommy Loves You…Now Please Be Quiet Boys, can you keep it down, I’m trying to grade papers. Seriously, I need you to keep it down! What? What do you need to tell me now? Oh, your friend Charlie...
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The ABC’s of Being a Working Mom
The ABC’s of Being a Working Mom A is for alarm clock. A maniacal task master that controls your life. B is for bed, the place you want to be more than any where else but your children refuse to...
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